May 16 2008
Really funny spam
Check out this SPAMologue: http://www.zefrank.com/request/index_better.html
My friend DaisyAvenue (twitter link) got the below email and passed it on to me. I had to let everyone read it because it is really funny:
Dear,
This letter is not intended to course you any embarrassment
in whatever form, rather I am compelled to contact your in
other to establish a business relationship with you.
I am Hon. Engr. Benson White, former chairman for the peace
keeping in Yugoslavia, before I was paralyse due to a bomb
attack. I was able to accumulate the sum of Twenty-five million US Dollars
(25,000,000.00 )only before the sad event, which was
deposited in Europe.
After a careful study of the lists of reliable business men,
I found you worthy in trusting the money into your care for
any investment that will generate good profit for us at the
end
I will like you to move the money to your country for safe
keeping pending when we are ready to invest the money.
Contact me immediately on the receipt of this email on your
acceptance because I need to discuss this transaction in
detail with you and to acquaint you with the details of the
bank where the money was deposited which will proof the
genuineness of the proposal.
On your acceptance, we shall arrange for a meeting to enable
us acquaint with each other, sign the business agreement
because I can not involve myself into any business that is
not legally documented nor genuine, thereafter we shall
proceed to the bank for claiming of the Twenty-five million US Dollars
(25,000,000.00) only which will be wire to your account
in your country simultaneously.
This transaction is highly confidential because no other
person knows that I had acquired such huge of money in a
bank during my service in Yugoslavia expect the bank
director and now we want to invest the money in your
name/company name.
With this, honesty, good understanding and devotion are
required from you to enable us accomplish this transaction
successfully without any hinge and for your assistance; you
will receive 15% of the total sum.
I am looking forward to your timely response via by my email
address.
Your urgent reply is highly anticipated.
Best regards.
Hon. Engr.Benson White
